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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Items Found:	5466	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4332
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mines Excavated:	3454	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	182
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	34	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	142
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Runes Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4634

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Crops Grown:	9164
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!