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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Crops Grown:	8319
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Animals Bred:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	228	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	77
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	57602
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Crops Grown:	4436	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!