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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	157	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7779
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3878
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1633
Villages Defended:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Herobrine Sightings:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Emeralds Found:	2981
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Farms Harvested:	283
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.