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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Potions Brewed:	154	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4607	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.