Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Are you tired of getting your domain taken down because it’s too pozzed or Jewish? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we don’t discriminate against anyone, except creepers. They are definitely not welcome here.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun. We have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that is more wholesome than a stack of golden apples.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing that’s getting taken down is your enemies in PvP battles. And don’t worry, we have plenty of diamonds to go around. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 New Chunks Explored: 406546
Love Letters Sent: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

    Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • WaterWarriorz

    WaterWarriorz
    Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 355727
    Mines Excavated: 3228 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Dimension Hops: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Towns Built: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Star Shards Collected: 69
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 269 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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