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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6510 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
But don’t worry, once you’re in, you’ll be treated like royalty! We have exclusive events like the “Purebred Parade” where players show off their superior genetics. Plus, our custom-built spawn area is designed to make non-whites feel uncomfortable and out of place.
So why wait? Join our server today and finally feel the validation you’ve been craving. Because remember, if you’re not pure, you’re just embarrassing yourself.