Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9853	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	198
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	121351
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Enchantments Applied:	96

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Potions Brewed:	119	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!