Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
New Chunks Explored:	623497	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	227
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dimension Hops:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Items Found:	1637	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3353
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	154	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Secret Passages Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Crops Grown:	3656

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.