Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5633
New Chunks Explored:	148869	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	4175	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2594	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Crops Grown:	7354
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Star Shards Collected:	272	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Astral Projections Made:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.