Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cave Raiders

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Getting back to basics! Enjoy survival and semi-vanilla without the usual public server problems.Grief-free! With GriefPrevention, we have an unbeatable, easy-to-use anti-grief which protects your builds, your chests, your animals, and even the items you drop when you die. The server also automatically mutes and bans spammers and chat trolls. Easy to start. If you know how to play single player, you’ll know how to play CaveRaiders. Quick to start. With Population Density, you’ll start close to the edge of our explored map – This means easy-to-find ores, animals, and space to build quickly and easily! Fast Travel. Also a perk of Population Density, teleportation posts are placed every 400 blocks to help you quickly travel to meet up with friends, trade, or explore our huge world. Active Staff. The server is monitored by active Staff members so any troubles that pop up can be fixed quickly! Discord. An active Discord community means you’ll never be playing alone! Join the server to request a link to join, or wait for an announcement to cycle through with the address!This server is FREE.We don’t believe in holding fun game elements hostage and asking for ransom. Without paying anything at all, you can access 100% of our world and 100% of Minecraft’s game features. You will not be required to vote, make any purchases, or limit your play time.Thanks for trying us out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minefort

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minefort is a full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform. You can create a server completly for free, either for fun, playing with friends, or just having a server. You have full FTP, which gives you access to using whichever plugins you want, even your own. You can join the server and make one yourself, or play in others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Tsunami Realms

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Tsunami Realms! A Vanilla + SMP server with custom enchants, custom terrain, and custom armor! Tsunami Realms also includes lots of interactive and fun additions that make vanilla a little more enjoyable! A 1.20 Based server with Quests, Jobs, Economy, and many more! Come join us today at Play.TsunamiRealms.us!Can join from previous and newer versions!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Towns Built:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Emeralds Found:	1104
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ores Mined:	4178

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8528	Love Letters Sent:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7818	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Farms Harvested:	275
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Towns Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	794
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.