Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Void Gems Collected:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Potions Brewed:	187	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	618530
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8833
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	265	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.