Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7006	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Love Letters Sent:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mines Excavated:	1033
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Enchantments Applied:	211

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	144	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3524	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	1873	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Endless Night Skies:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	65	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	129
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.