Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimension Hops:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1878
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ores Mined:	2249
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Villages Defended:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

=-ContinentalMC-=

ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1427
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6315
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Emeralds Found:	2099

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CastlePvP

Factions

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mines Excavated:	2327

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	196	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.