Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	7339
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5743	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Towns Built:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Animals Bred:	117
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4130
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	51	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Animals Bred:	188

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	2241
Magic Items Found:	5039	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2546	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!