Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hylex

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars

We are a Brazilian minigame server in Minecraft Java Edition with more than 10 thousand daily players, made up of thousands of people who are fanatical about the game and totally addicted to BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and other various minigames.

What are you waiting for? Get in there, let’s play!

Access Hylex via the IP hylex.gg or original.hylex.gg, available for the original and alternative versions of the game.

Discord: https://discord.gg/hylex Website: https://hylex.gg/

Hylex is a Brazilian server of minigames in Minecraft Java Edition with over 10,000 daily players. Its community is made up of thousands of Minecraft fanatics who are totally addicted to minigames like BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and others.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Mines Excavated:	3922	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ResGamingInc Mystical Block Server

Skyblock, Survival

Enjoy ya selves and Be Nice simple as that please join our discord and help us grow into a bigger community with others and various games to share Using Mystical Block 2.7.3 https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mystical-block forge-36.2.34

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	2854
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Nova Gilded Aegis

Cross-Play, Survival

Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

Do you want to test your survival skills and plunge into a world full of dangers? Welcome to the ThreadsMine server – a place where exciting adventures and adrenaline-pumping battles await. Here you can express yourself in a real griefer atmosphere! The ability to destroy, loot and spy – choose your path and create chaos around you!

On the ThreadsMine server, a world of full PVP awaits you, where every step could be your last. Powerful PvP battles with other players, capturing bases and battles for resources will become your daily reality.

Our server offers unique plugins and modifications that will allow you to unleash your griefing potential. Create secret bases, build traps, use secret passages and plot betrayals. Your imagination will not be limited!

Join the ThreadsMine server and become a real griefer! But be prepared for a brutal struggle for survival and seizure of territory. Only the strongest and most cunning survive here.

Don’t hesitate, come and become a part of our lawless world! This place is only for real griefers, and there is no place for weaklings!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Secura Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Secura Network is a Hispanic Server 1.8 – 1.20.1Java and Bedrock which currently has 3 modalities:

Pixelmon: Pokemon Mod. Forge 1.12.2 + Pixelmon Mod Survival: Vanilla Minecraft style mod 1.8 – 1.20.1 Boxpvp: Combat Mode 1.8 – 1.20.1

What are you waiting for? Join our community!! IP: play.mcsecuranet.com Discord: https://discord.gg/HABdCMsHqB

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchantments Applied:	183
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AngelicMC

KitPvP

Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Externium

PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlastFire

Prison, PvP, Survival

BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Greed Isle

Economy, PvE, Survival

What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!

We wish to make the most fair survival server possible that being not P2W and keeping both old and new players in mind. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we hope to see you soon!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Potions Brewed:	53	Magic Items Found:	3003
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TerraRealms Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TerraRealms, where you’ll find a vibrant community with dedicated owners committed to actively fixing bugs and glitches. Our mission is to craft the server you’ve all been searching for. Tired of being the sole player grinding for in-game rewards because you lack the time or resources? Look no further! You can now purchase items with ease, using either in-game currency or ‘TerraHards’.

What are you waiting for? It may sound too good to be true, but you’re in for a delightful surprise. Join us now at play.terrarealms.net and become part of our thriving community!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Respawn Point

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Respawn Point is a discord community that has expanded to allowing new players to join our Minecraft SMP Server with economy and MCMMO all players must link with our discord bot when joining. https://discord.gg/XASMYfNwrA

We have recently upgraded our servers and moved to BungeeCord to allow expansion to new game modes. players must be of age of 13+ Griefing is not allowed and grief prevention is in place. all servers are running paper with dupe protection and anti xray

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	188	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8582
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crops Grown:	1581
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AriseCity

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Arisecity is a Java/Bedrock comp Kingdoms and Earth themed server with heavy emphasis on pvp, wars, countries and grinding. Mainly vanilla combat with some balance changes.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Thasmor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Thasmor Network! On our server, we hope you find the best adventures, experiences and friendships. We currently offer the SurvivalPlus mod in version 1.20.1 We hope you enjoy your stay to the fullest and have fun in our community. See you in the game! 😀

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Experience MC (Competitive Town Quests)

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Experience MC is a minecraft SMP centered around community and collaboration. Over the course of 2 weeks, towns compete to complete quests and triumph over rival towns. With our custom built plugins for towns and quests players are encouraged to work together as they advance and grow. All of our ranks, skills, items, boosters etc. are FREE. Pay to win servers can ROT.

The server is packed with experience enriching plugins that bring custom enchantments, skills, boosters, items, jobs, quests, towns and town quests. Each month towns compete for the highest quest level, in order to earn their players massive rewards, on top of the rewards given for personal quests.

We plan on hosting regular building contests both in creative and survival and publish videos recording such.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Bonfire

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.