Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	92	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mines Excavated:	1393
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Potions Brewed:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	269	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.