Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

Abuse, acceptance, coming out, coping with rejection, discrimination, emotional trauma, family rejection, Gender Identity, hate crimes, healing from trauma, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Parent, parental rejection, seeking help, self-acceptance, Server, Support, Trans, Transgender, violence

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, FC Porto, football, goals, Incoming, INTENSE, LOSING, man, MAN U, manchester united, match, Minecraft, mug, Players, porto, smp, Soccer, sports, Thread, Upset, Victory

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

BullySlayer, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Emeralds Found:	1729	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoHellAllowedCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

assault, China, Diplomatic tension, Dispute, east asia, Fiasco, Fishermen, fishing rights, foreign policy, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime security, military aggression, SeaCraft, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial conflict, territorial waters, United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS), Vietnam

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Tie-Breaker Network

bridging ties, Communication, Community, Connections, INFORMATION, information flow, information sharing, interpersonal relationships, Network, network theory, networking, relationships, social capital, social circles, social dynamics, social influence, social networks, social theory, Sociology, strength of weak ties, Tiebreaker, Weak ties

so, liek, u kno wen u play minecraft an u need info on how to build a sick castle or find diamonds? well, dis server is da place 2 be cuz we got da best social ties eva! our players r all over da place, so u can get all da insider tips u need.

u wont find any weak ties here, only strong bonds dat will help u conquer da minecraft world! plus, we got da craziest stories bout players who found secret dungeons or tamed dragons. u never know wat u might discover on dis server!

so, wat r u waiting for? join us now an be part of da most epic minecraft community out there! who needs weak ties wen u can have strong ones dat will help u rule da game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

Adventure, Biomes, building, Chicago-inspired, Community, community project, Dimensions, Discord, Drool, elemental control, Exploring, Flight, Goats, GoatZone, Included, laser vision, learning, Modded, Modern city, Mods, new things, Players, Powers, rule, Server, smp, special powers, Super, super speed, super strength, Unique abilities, Whitelist

GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Superpowers	Every player gets a special superpower, unique to them
Community Project	Building a modern Chicago-inspired city together
Mods	New biomes, dimensions, and more for exploration
Focus	Building, exploring, and learning superpowers

FAQ

How do I get a superpower?

Every player automatically receives a unique superpower upon joining the server.

Can I change my superpower?

Superpowers are exclusive and cannot be changed or swapped with other players.

How do I join the community project to build the city?

Simply log in to the server and start contributing to the city building efforts with other players.

Are there specific rules for using superpowers?

While there are no strict rules governing superpower usage, players are encouraged to use them responsibly and considerately towards others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

/Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, /int/ just want one thing – to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. /int/ just want one thing – and that thing is you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Star Shards Collected:	93	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros

all over bros, Bitcoin, bros, Craig Wright, cryptocurrency, Deception, Digital Currency, EXPOSED, Fake, fraud, fun while it lasted, hoax, identity revealed, Impostor, internet drama, jig, Minecraft, online controversy, scam, smp, the jig is up, truth revealed, Uncovered, unmasked

Hey there fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we have uncovered the true identity of Craig Wright (spoiler alert: it’s not who you think)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover some more juicy secrets along the way. See you in the game, fellow crafter!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoCoolMomAllowed

alcohol, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, consequences, cool mom, court petition, custody agreement, discipline, discipline strategies, ex-spouse, family dynamics, homecoming dance, Honesty, NoCoolMomAllowed, parenting, step-parenting, teenage rebellion, Trust, Weed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	600	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4096

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers

blocktopia, Chaos, Crafting, CREEPERS

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a enchanted sword? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the excitement and chaos of our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Divine Spears Created:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Invisible Wheelchair Land

acceptance, accessibility, advocacy, Awareness, Challenges, compassion, Disabilities, education, Empathy, inclusion, INVISIBLE, invisible disability, Invisible illness, Land, mental disability, mental health, Perception, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding, wheelchair

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping rainbow blocks for u to build with. like, who needs regular old dirt and stone when u can have a house made of pure rainbows, amirite?

also, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give u quests to find the legendary golden egg that grants u unlimited diamonds. but be warned, the egg is guarded by a giant lava monster who loves to play hide and seek.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy? yeah, u can ride a gumdrop unicorn while eating a marshmallow tree. it’s like a sugar rush on steroids, bro.

so come on down to this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. cuz who doesn’t love cookies, right?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crops Grown:	3282	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	64	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.