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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 494 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of pigs wearing “Rollback Prices” signs. They were led by a chicken in a greeter uniform who welcomed the player to the most chaotic yet entertaining world they had ever seen.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Great Wall of Savings,” a massive structure made entirely of discounted items and coupon codes. Rumor has it that those who reach the top will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
So come on down to Walmart Bae, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional sale on pickaxes). Don’t miss out on the craziest shopping spree of your Minecraft life!
