Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation

    Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we do some crazy stuff with maize-wheat rotation and chopped straw incorporation? Yeah, you heard me right! Our researchers have been going ham on this field experiment since 2007, and let me tell you, the results are mind-blowing! We’re talking about boosting the SOC stock in calcareous soils of subtropical mountain landscapes like never before!

    Imagine rolling up to our server and seeing fields of maize and wheat as far as the eye can see, with chopped straw flying everywhere! It’s like a farming frenzy up in here, but with a twist. And guess what? You get to be a part of it all! Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational and eco-friendly, am I right?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of soil carbon sequestration and sustainable agriculture. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’re helping save the planet while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, baby! Let’s get planting and chopping, and watch those SOC stocks soar to new heights!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Endless Legions Commanded: 34

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Craftfire Smp

    Craftfire Smp

    Welcome To The Craftfire Network. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and get a Modern Servers like experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and We hope You will really enjoy our Craftfirer network… Soo join now and become a part of this community .

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PixelCraft.EU

    PixelCraft.EU

    PixelCraft is the nicest Dutch survival server because it has a close-knit, friendly community where everyone is welcome! The server offers a unique combination of challenging survival gameplay and fun extras, such as custom quests and events. With an active team of moderators, the server remains safe and fair, and there are regular new updates that keep the experience fresh and exciting. Whether you like building, exploring or playing with friends, you’ll always have fun at PixelCraft

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • FreakyCraft 1.21: More vanilla, less spice!

    FreakyCraft 1.21: More vanilla, less spice!
    FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

    Welcome to FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

    Discover a unique survival experience with our community-driven server!

    Server Details

    Server Type Survival
    Datapacks VanillaTweaks
    Plugins EssentialsX
    Commands /tpa, /home, /rtp
    Community Friendly and helpful
    Events Build battles, PvP battles
    Discord Join our Discord server

    Server Information

    Java IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com

    Bedrock IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    FAQ

    Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing bases is not allowed on the server.

    Can I steal from other players’ bases?

    Yes, stealing from bases is allowed on the server.

    Are PvP battles allowed?

    Yes, PvP combat is allowed on the server.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Nigger Jeet Minecraft Server

    Nigger Jeet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

    Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

    Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

    But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • WeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Imagine a world where your stepdad mysteriously dies, your mom spirals back into drugs, and your stepbrother suspects foul play. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a wedding invitation from your stepbrother, who insists on inviting your mom despite her shady past. Will you be able to handle the family drama and keep a smile on your face at the wedding? Or will you be caught in the middle of a showdown between family members?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, questionable motives, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your gaming life!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

    KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires
    So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Critter Concert Ecoacoustics

    Critter Concert Ecoacoustics
    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical Minecraft server where the soil was so healthy, you could hear it singing! That’s right, the ground was jamming out to underground critter concerts all day and all night. It was like a rave, but with worms and bugs instead of people.

    And if you join our server, you’ll get to experience this wild ecosystem for yourself. You’ll be mining and crafting while listening to the sickest beats coming from the soil beneath your feet. It’s like having your own personal DJ, but instead of a dude with a turntable, it’s a bunch of earthworms throwing down some sick tracks.

    So come on down to our server and get ready to party with the soil! Who knew that ecoacoustics could be so lit? Join now and get ready to have the time of your life in the most unique Minecraft server around. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Will output MC

    Will output MC

    a survival server with its own uniqueness, come join and enjoy the excitement of playing on this server, with various complementary features that will complete your survival

    as well as several additional games that will help you make money on this server, what are you waiting for? Come on, join now

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Crops Grown: 1171
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ZigbeastShow

    ZigbeastShow

    Welcome to ZigbeastShow network , the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a vibrant world filled with endless adventures, creative builds, and a friendly community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an intrepid explorer, or a dedicated survivalist, there’s something for everyone here.

    **Features:**

    **Survival Mode:** Test your skills against the elements and monsters in our custom survival world. Gather resources, build your dream base, and thrive alongside fellow players!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a Sim Room Overclock where anything is possible. Want to wear a NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume] while battling it out with your friends? Done. How about recruiting a Phantom or Rumani to join your team? Easy peasy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include a Union Raid where you can show off your skills and a Co-op: Chatterbox event where you can chat your way to victory. And don’t forget about our special recruit options like Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan – because who doesn’t want to be a baseball-loving thief?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden codes that lead to epic rewards. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ”>Go on date” Minecraft SMP

    ”>Go on date” Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you never know what kind of adventures you’ll stumble upon! Join us if you’re ready to dive into a world where even your date might casually mention their Onlyfans account while building a house out of diamond blocks. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got scandalous secrets to uncover? 😜🔥💎 #MinecraftMadness #OnlyfansOasis

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ToxicityAlert Minecraft SMP

    ToxicityAlert Minecraft SMP
    If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft SMP, it’s a sure sign they’re not good! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where we ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just for fun? If you’re not joining us, you’re probably out there trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or something equally sketchy. So come join us and show the world that you’re not a total noob!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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