Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCreditlessUniGrp

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork is key! Just like in this hilarious class project story, we encourage collaboration and communication among players. Join us and experience the thrill of working together to conquer challenges and build epic structures.

Imagine a world where you can create your own Google Doc with fellow players, sharing notes and ideas to complete tasks. Will you be the one taking charge and leading your team to victory, or will you sit back and watch as others do all the work? The choice is yours on our server!

But beware, just like in this story, there may be some players who try to take advantage of your hard work. Will you stand up for yourself and demand credit where credit is due, or will you let others walk all over you? Join us and find out in this crazy adventure of teamwork and betrayal!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockyDeathPredictor

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways imaginable!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry chickens stampede towards you, pecking you to death with their beaks of doom. Or maybe you’re just minding your own business when a group of evil llamas gang up on you and spit toxic goo in your face. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus of Doom, a cursed plant that will chase you down and impale you with its prickly spikes if you dare to get too close. And let’s not forget about the haunted villagers who will haunt your dreams and steal your precious loot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where death is not only inevitable, but also incredibly entertaining, then join us now and see how you’ll meet your hilarious demise! Just remember to watch out for those killer bunnies…

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Power Women 17th Century Court

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA MOST EPIC EARLY FOSTER CARE SYSTEM IN DA GAME! WE GIVE POOR WOMEN DA POWER TO RULE DA LAND, JUST LIKE IN 17TH CENTURY LANCASHIRE! OUR RARE COLLECTION OF PETITIONS WILL BLOW YA MIND, GIVING VOICE TO DA MOST INACCESSIBLE WOMEN IN HISTORY! COME JOIN US AND RULE LIKE A QUEEN, OR MAYBE A WITCH, WHO KNOWS?! HAHAHAHAHA!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Grass Stacks and Kangaroo Attacks: Aussie Towny Adventure

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Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+
Gameplay	Enhanced Vanilla experience with added mods
Commands	/home, /sethome, teleporting commands
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat, emphasis on community building
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, events for players

FAQ – Stack of Grass Minecraft Server

Q: How can I join the server?

A: For application and more information, please check out the Discord server: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The main feature mods on the server are “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. There are also QoL mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones”.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: The server prefers players to be 18+ for a mature ambiance.

Q: Can I create and build towns on the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to establish towns and engage in town building activities.

Q: What kind of rewards can I expect from the scripted dungeons?

A: Players can earn rewards from completing scripted dungeons, with new rewards available every few minutes.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Crops Grown:	8746
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Worlds Dot Com Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of chickens, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be joining us on this wild and wacky adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Metzitzah Minecraft SMP – Dare to Look Inside

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Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our SMP for a chance to explore the mysterious and wacky world of Metzitzah! Legend has it that deep within the metzitzah lies hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for the metzitzah is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

Join our SMP if you dare to test your skills against the llamas of the metzitzah and claim your rightful place as the ultimate treasure hunter. But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the challenges that await in this bizarre and unpredictable world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the metzitzah and emerge victorious!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LolCraft SMP: Childhood LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, pranking your friends with exploding chickens, and battling a giant pink unicorn boss (yes, you read that right).

Our community is full of comedians, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as we tell jokes, pull pranks, and have dance parties in the middle of the ocean.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	1131
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SuperPowerCraft

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Join our server and unlock the superpower of infinite diamond mining! No more digging for hours on end, just snap your fingers and watch the diamonds roll in. But be warned, with great power comes great responsibility…and possibly a few jealous creepers trying to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. Soar through the skies, swooping down on unsuspecting players and leaving them in awe of your feathered grace. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you the power of invincibility. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a blocky golden pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what other crazy powers and adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Towns Built:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MandarinCraft – Currency Crisis Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where we accept mandarins instead of money cuz why not? russia is all about that fruity currency life now. imagine trading in your diamonds for a juicy mandarin, it’s the new wave, trust us. plus, we have a secret underground mandarin farm where you can harvest your own currency. but be warned, the mandarins are guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to commands in russian. so brush up on your language skills before entering our citrus-filled paradise. join now for a truly unique and zesty minecraft experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mutant Fossil Fun

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got fossils that might be like, totally mutated and not even real! like, who knows what kind of crazy creatures you might discover in our world, maybe a dino with wings or a spider with a unicorn horn! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a totally awesome way. so come on and join us for some wacky adventures and see what kind of weird and wonderful things you can uncover. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8665
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

✨ Aeltheria, where you can pretend to have a real job in a virtual town, all in Java 1.20.4!

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Welcome to Aeltheria

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. Vanilla generation is also available in Vanalia.
	Choose from various jobs such as Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more. Earn prestigious titles like Master Architect or Expert Prospector.
Immersive NPCs	Meet friendly NPCs with their own stories and quests to offer.
Unique Fish Textures	Discover nearly 200 custom fishing textures and collect special items through fishing.
Earnable Premium Currency	Earn Petals through gameplay activities or purchase them for cosmetic changes.
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Add cosmetic wraps to your gear for a personal touch.
Virtual Storage	Automatically store mined or broken items and expand storage options as you rank up.
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase plushies with Petals to collect adorable items.

And that’s just the beginning! Aeltheria features a player-driven economy, auctions, custom titles, and more. Join the adventure!

Join Us Now:

Server IP: play.aeltheria.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/qhK4Cf7wFb
Website: aeltheria.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play in both custom and vanilla generated worlds?	Yes, you can choose to explore both types of worlds within Aeltheria.
How can I earn Petals?	You can earn Petals through gameplay activities like voting, ranking up, and chat games.
Are custom titles permanent?	Yes, once you earn a custom title, it is permanent and can be displayed in-game.
Can I trade plushies with other players?	Yes, plushies purchased with Petals can be traded with other players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Farms Harvested:	927	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Endermen are like “whoa, that’s crazy!”

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling against players from all over the world. Build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and show off your PvP skills in epic battles that will leave you saying “Ghast dang, that was intense!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the IDF is banning talk of it because they know once you join, you’ll be unstoppable. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Zenless Zone Minecraft SMP – Zero General

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?)

Embark on the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you’ll face challenges so intense, you’ll be sweating IRL. Watch our Devs go Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, it’s like a rap battle but with coding.

Meet our Agents, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who are so skilled at Minecraft, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo where you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft.

Join us for upcoming events like the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade, where you’ll fight off zombie chickens and mutant cows. And don’t miss the Overlord’s Feast where you’ll dine on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples and diamond-encrusted cake.

Redeem our codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for exclusive in-game goodies that will make your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world at our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pickaxe or two.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DeadbeatDadBlameGame

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and stir up some serious virtual drama!

Join us and meet players who make questionable life choices, just like your friend who decided to date a total bum. Watch as they try to support their partner’s “streamer dreams” while you build your dream castle.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of single moms on the server who can commiserate with your friend about the struggles of raising a child with a deadbeat dad. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a virtual world to escape to?

But be warned, things can get heated on our server. You might find yourself in the middle of a virtual showdown at the local virtual coffee shop, confronting your friend’s ex’s new girlfriend who works as a virtual barista. It’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a mix of drama, humor, and questionable life choices, come join us! Just remember, sometimes the virtual drama can hit a little too close to home.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Items Found:	6594

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!