Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Potions Brewed:	109	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	5332

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4012	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	94	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Void Armor Forged:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8782	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchantments Applied:	176	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2226

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8012	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ores Mined:	9913	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645