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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	570
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Votes:	2058	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Buildings Constructed:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
New Chunks Explored:	472302	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	303795
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	New Chunks Explored:	290964
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9760
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ores Mined:	514	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2053	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Items Found:	3029	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

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