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Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Buildings Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense funding, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Emporium, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, nato alliance, Political Support, security aid, Ukraine, US, weapon, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Elderly Survival Quest

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can find fibroblast growth factor 21 IN DA GAME!!! it’s like a magical potion dat makes u live foreva in da virtual world. Polsenior2 study says if u join dis server, u gonna be immortal like a unicorn with wings. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and live 4eva in minecraft land!!!! 🦄🚀🔥

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Labyrinth Smp

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Labyrinth SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Experience!

Dive into the perfect blend of community-driven survival and modern gameplay on our SMP server! Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, we have something for everyone.

Survival at its Best Explore a vast, beautiful world where your survival skills are put to the test. Gather resources, build amazing structures, and thrive alongside a friendly, active community.

Set Homes & Claim Land Never lose your way again! Set multiple homes to quickly teleport back to your base, and with our land claiming system, you can protect your builds from griefers, ensuring your creations stay safe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7608	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Love Letters Sent:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons roam and griefers fear to tread! 1.21 edition

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Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Server Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the world size on Draconicraft SMP?

The world size has a 20k world border limit to allow for ample building and exploring space.

2. Will the world reset with every Minecraft update?

No, the world will expand with each Minecraft update rather than reset, giving players more time to work on their projects.

3. Are there any language restrictions on the server?

English is encouraged for public communication, but players can use any language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

4. What additional features are available on the server?

Some of the additional features include Datapacks such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, and more for Quality of Life improvements.

5. How can I join Draconicraft SMP?

Join the Discord Server and fill out the application form to get whitelisted and start playing on the server.

6. Are there any communication tools available on the server?

The server uses Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap with LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation in the world.

For more information, visit the Draconicraft Discord Server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Long Pointy Noses Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with long, pointy noses! Why, you ask? Because we believe that those with long, pointy noses are the true rulers of the Minecraft world. Plus, we have a special exclusive club for players with long noses where they get to rule over the land and have all the power! So come join us and show off your fabulous nose while conquering the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Animals Bred:	80	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

””No. 204571189 by Anonymous” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the chickens do the mining!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that players will do anything to catch it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the Creeper DJ – his beats are explosive!

Join our Minecraft SMP today for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of family drama over Stanley cups? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a cup-free zone! No more fighting over Glinda the good witch cups, we only have diamond blocks for you to collect!

Our server is the perfect escape from entitled cousins and their obsession with cups. Build your own virtual world where you can be the ruler of your own kingdom, without any annoying family members trying to steal your loot.

Join now and leave the real world behind, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to fend off creepers and zombies. Say goodbye to family rifts and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crops Grown:	7119	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PunishCraft: Daughter’s Revenge

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values justice and standing up for what’s right? Look no further than our server, where we believe in fighting for what you believe in, just like this 7-year-old girl fought for the truth about the stolen puppy!

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up to injustice, just like this brave little girl did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost puppy of your own to return to its rightful owner!

Don’t settle for unearned punishment like this girl’s extra chores – on our server, we believe in fairness and standing up for what you know is right. So come join us and fight for justice in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4094	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NoTomorrowMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes.

Imagine a world where chickens can fly, pigs can talk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the key to eternal life (or at least a really cool sword).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find out what you would do if there was no tomorrow…and have a blast doing it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocktopia: The Safest Haven

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Are you tired of worrying about political instability and the impending doom of global warming? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is the safest place to live, with no corrupt politicians or rising sea levels to worry about.

Join us and build your dream home in a land where the sun always shines, the grass is always green, and the creepers are always friendly. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out any pesky mobs or griefers, so you can rest easy knowing your creations are safe.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of our world?

So why wait? Join us now and experience the safest and most exciting Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to leave!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	265
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Grassland Nitro Boost – U of M Study

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LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality TV show! We got so much CO2 dat da plants be like “yo, what’s up with all dis nitrogen pollution?!” But den dey be like “oh snap, dis actually makin’ us more diverse and stuff!” It’s like a soap opera but with grasslands in Minnesota! Come join da fun and see what all da fuss is about, it’s gonna be a wild ride! #PlantBiodiversityDrama #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

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Johnny Minecraft is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his entertaining and educational gameplay videos. With a passion for building, exploration, and survival, Johnny has garnered a large following on YouTube for his creative adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. His engaging personality and unique approach to the game have made him a beloved figure in the Minecraft community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8558
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8