Crafty Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Animals Bred:	136	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	8271
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Love Letters Sent:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Animals Bred:	108	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Emeralds Found:	7785

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mines Excavated:	1808

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mines Excavated:	4384

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

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Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

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Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Frosty Funtime: Snowglobe Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the 1.7 Patch Day Edition is back again! Watch our new version 1.7 trailer “Gradient of Souls” for some epic sneak peeks. If that’s not enough, check out our ASMR Preview for some tingles and chills.

Join our server on Android, iOS, or PC (but PC is recommended because who doesn’t love a good standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS experience?). Download from our main site and get ready for some crazy events like the Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the Gradient of Souls Event Story, and the intense “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages, survive the “Infinite Darkness” Wave Defense, and gear up for the “Endless” Battle to protect the Escort Target. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, and Tess with some killer weapons and outfits.

Get your hands on new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma or the [Merry-in-Exile] Tess – The Magician. And if you need some resources or want to connect with fellow players, check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and Friends Form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Star Shards Collected:	110

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ChadCraft: Where Every Player is a Chad… or Not? 🤔

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a chad is the only way to survive!

Join us if you want to flex your building skills and show off your mad PvP abilities. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the heat!

We have a secret underground diamond disco where players can dance the night away and mine for rare gems at the same time. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden enchanted llama that will grant you three wishes if you can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft chad. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!