Crafty Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Stinky SMP: Where things get smelly but no one is resetting or chatting reports

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Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Great performance with minimal lag
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system for both PvP and non-PvP players
Special Mod	The Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

Q: Can I appeal a ban?

A: Yes, appeals are allowed for true rulebreaks.

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: No, the server has absolutely NO resets.

Q: How is the server performance?

A: The server has 16 gigs of ram + dedicated processor cores for great performance.

Q: Are there different playstyles supported?

A: Yes, the server is inclusive of all playstyles such as nomad, builder, PVPer, and trader.

Q: Can I suggest changes to the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server moderators.

Q: What is the special mod on the server?

A: The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hades Hilarity

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Tired of looking at those boring, basic portraits in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have mods that can turn those ugly faces into works of art! Join us and watch as Steve transforms into a handsome prince charming or a hilarious meme face – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of salsa dancing. Join them on the dance floor and learn their ancient moves, or just sit back and watch as they twirl and spin in perfect harmony.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to find love. Help him on his quest for romance and maybe, just maybe, you’ll earn a special reward from beyond the grave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Star Shards Collected:	64
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixelated Pals: Where Blocks Become BFFs

Amnesia, Anime, BFF’s, big titty gyaru, blocks, comedy, creative writing, Deception, disbelief, FANTASY, Girlfriend, imagination, lying.., Manga, Memory Loss, Mystery, PALS, pixelated, POV, relationships, Roleplay, romance, storytelling, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than the blocks are the titties of our gyaru players! Picture this: you wake up in a world where you have amnesia and a busty gyaru claims to be your girlfriend. But let’s be real, she’s probably just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild adventure filled with questionable relationships, epic builds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about your past while dodging creepers and flirting with pixelated babes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the admins are secretly working for the Ender Dragon? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can escape the clutches of controlled opposition! Join us and uncover the truth behind the creepers’ secret agenda to take over the world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic quest to defeat the ultimate boss – the Illuminati Ender Dragon!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	994	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ponyville Pizzeria

animation, artwork, cartoon, Characters, CHUBBY, Community, cute, Equine, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, fat, Fat Pony, friendship is magic, general, Horse, mlp, My Little Pony, PIZZERIA, plump, pony, Ponyville

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things fat MLP related! Picture this: you’re riding a giant rainbow-colored pony through a land made entirely of cupcakes and marshmallows, while battling evil creepers with your trusty friendship laser. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Join our server and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll be transported to a realm where every block is made of cheese! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fat MLP madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DigiCraft: Digimon Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your gaming experience like the Savers saved the Digimon franchise? Look no further! Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself couldn’t resist playing. Join now for a chance to win a Digimon Survive official website replica in-game!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Digimon Adventure 02 characters are making a special appearance on June 11th. Plus, we have exclusive episodes 0 and 1 that will blow your mind like a Mega level Digimon.

Don’t miss out on our Liberator event where you can battle it out with other players for the ultimate prize of becoming the Digimon Master. And if that’s not enough, we have a special Digimon Seekers quest that will take you on an adventure like no other.

Join now for a chance to win exclusive Digimon Dreamers online distribution updates and BT-18 box art revealed in-game. Plus, pre-order your Premium Heroines set and get a free Ichiban Kuji lottery figure with every purchase.

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become the ultimate Digimon champion!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	386	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Adam’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets WWE for epic storytelling, bay-bay!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride on a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with talking chickens who just want to gossip about the latest drama in the coop. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise birthday party for Steve.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Adam Cole, who will regale you with epic tales of his adventures in the Minecraft world. Who knew that mining for resources could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and downright hilarious Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those dancing llamas).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Emeralds Found:	3657
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixel Pervs

Anime, beauty, culture, discomfort, Fragrance, Girls, hygiene, makeup, Manga, nauseating, Overpowering, perfume, Pervs, PIXEL, Preferences, pungent, room, smell, societal norms, Stereotypes, Unpleasant, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Unlike sitting next to two women doused in makeup and perfume, our server is a fragrance-free zone.

Join us for epic adventures and battles in a world where the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ gameplay. Our community is filled with players who smell like success and determination, not overpowering scents that make you want to hurl.

So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be throwing up is your hands in victory! Because on our server, the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ defeat.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Towns Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
New Chunks Explored:	978608	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

1.19.0, Activo, amigos, argentina, CREEPERS, Cruxi, decorativo, echado, edad, Hosting with Essentials, mal comportamiento, Premium, Privado, Proyectos, reclutamiento, ShoreGaming, smp, Survival, Técnico, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server
Server Type	Survival
Active Since	Over 1 year
Current Players	2 (actively recruiting)
Requirements	Premium account, +17 years old
Server IP	Hosting with Essentials

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server public or private?	The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server.
Can players collaborate on projects?	Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it.
How can I join the server?	Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PuppyLoveCraft

adult content, animal love, bestiality, dog, explicit content, extra chapter, FANTASY, final chapter, forbidden love, Inu ni Nattara Suki na Hito ni Hirowareta, japanese manga, love story, Manga, manga conclusion, manga ending, manga series, mature content, PuppyLoveCraft, romance, secret relationship, taboo

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.

3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!

5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mines Excavated:	4186

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!

animated series, bad, bad batch, Banquet, Batch, Chaos, Characters, clone wars, Connection, Development, emotional impact, family, Filler, Finale, Future, Hope, humor, imperfection, meets, Minecraft, rebels, Side, Space, Star Wars, Strengths, target audience, weaknesses

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Bad Batch struggles to survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and other dangerous mobs!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures, just like the Bad Batch did in their own universe. Explore new lands, build amazing structures, and fight off enemies with your friends by your side.

But beware, just like in the show, there may be some filler episodes along the way. Don’t worry though, we promise they’ll be just as entertaining as the main storyline.

And when it comes to the finale, get ready for an emotional rollercoaster that will leave you speechless. The Bad Batch will give it their all for their Minecraft family, and you’ll feel like you’re right there with them.

So come join us on our server and experience the perfect imperfection that defines our world. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? The space for excitement is wide open, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ChunkyCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, especially those of the Chubby/BBW/Fatty variety! It’s Titty Tuesday every day here, so get ready for some voluptuous adventures in the blocky world.

Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cake and have a pet pig named Bacon who wears a tutu. Our server is known for its epic food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and marshmallow swords.

But the real reason to join is our secret underground club where players can ride on the backs of chubby llamas while wearing inflatable sumo suits. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of racing through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks on a llama’s back.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your inner chubby chub chub shine! It’s a wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your character’s waistline).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Crops Grown:	3927	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!

action, Adventure, Anime, badass, blocks, collide, Demon, FANTASY, half-demon, HalfDemons, ideas, inuyasha, Kagome, Manga, Minecraftyasha, Publisher, Rumiko, sesshomaru, Shikon Jewel, striking range, Supernatural, sword, tone it down, Unconscious

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than an Inuyasha battle? Look no further, because our server is so epic, players have been known to pass out from the sheer excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging swords while building your own virtual world. Rumiko who? Our server is where the real action is at. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today and unleash your inner warrior!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	766
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!

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Potatoland SMP Overview
Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Features	Shopping district Factions Discord server

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please fill out this form: Join Form

Is the server currently under development?

Yes, the server has just started the season and is a bit underdeveloped. Your help in growing and thriving is appreciated.

Where can I find the server’s Discord server?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: Discord Invite

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2