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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Germany decriminalizing child pornography? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pedophile activist groups are celebrating with us! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience where anything goes. Build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers who are actually just misunderstood. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Towns Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mines Excavated:	2338	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	5758
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Secret Passages Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4631	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1490
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.