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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5877 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 115005 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3745 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!