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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7555 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3024 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!