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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5116 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Mines Excavated: | 4823 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!