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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2309 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!