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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9406 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!