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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2880 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | New Chunks Explored: | 429800 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!