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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2509 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 2219 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!