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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2023 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!