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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8491 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!