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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8307 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 3347 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Star Shards Collected: | 209 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!