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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2798 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 284 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 214 | Potions Brewed: | 185 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!