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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7025 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!