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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 868 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 863207 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!