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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5178 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!