Crafty Jew Crew – Where even rightwingers can’t resist the taste of our blocks!

anti-Semitic rhetoric, anti-semitism, Bigotry, blocks, conspiracy theories, corophillia, Crafty, CREW, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, holohoax, ignorance, intolerance, jew, Jewish shit, Nazis, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Resist, rightwingers, Taste, Xenophobia

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	2126
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8231
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Emeralds Found:	5440
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	5336	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	566
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.