Crafty Jew Crew – Where even rightwingers can’t resist the taste of our blocks!

anti-Semitic rhetoric, anti-semitism, Bigotry, blocks, conspiracy theories, corophillia, Crafty, CREW, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, holohoax, ignorance, intolerance, jew, Jewish shit, Nazis, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Resist, rightwingers, Taste, Xenophobia

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Divine Spears Created:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Items Found:	1549
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Items Found:	2666
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Star Shards Collected:	110
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	183	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1546	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	147329	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6042	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ores Mined:	2113
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!