Crafty Jew Crew – Where even rightwingers can’t resist the taste of our blocks!

anti-Semitic rhetoric, anti-semitism, Bigotry, blocks, conspiracy theories, corophillia, Crafty, CREW, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, holohoax, ignorance, intolerance, jew, Jewish shit, Nazis, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Resist, rightwingers, Taste, Xenophobia

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Enchantments Applied:	159	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1085
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	295
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9625	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Star Shards Collected:	218	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mines Excavated:	1627	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Potions Brewed:	45

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8309	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.