Crafty Jew Crew – Where even rightwingers can’t resist the taste of our blocks!

anti-Semitic rhetoric, anti-semitism, Bigotry, blocks, conspiracy theories, corophillia, Crafty, CREW, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, holohoax, ignorance, intolerance, jew, Jewish shit, Nazis, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Resist, rightwingers, Taste, Xenophobia

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1100
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HexArchon: Where Minecraft Becomes So Customized Even the Creepers Don’t Recognize Themselves!

accessories, Challenges, Community, Competition, CONTENT, CREEPERS, Customization, customized, dont, Exploration, Features, Hardware, HexArchon, interactions, Minecraft, mmo, multiplayer, Performance, playstyles, progress, recognize, smp, Survival, Unique, Updates

Server Name	HexArchon
Overview	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features
Links	Server Trailer Discord Server Wiki

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?
What are the gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furniture, Player Shops, and more.
What technical specifications does the server have?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast for zero-lag gameplay.
How can I join HexArchon?	Join the server at play.hexarchon.net. It also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental features.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	6108
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Doggo Craft Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, forget about being a dog person because on our server, you can have a pet creeper that you can poke noses with! That’s right, imagine the thrill of bonding with a creeper and not having to worry about it exploding in your face. Join us for the ultimate pet experience and make memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs dogs when you can have explosive companions instead? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5839	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4452
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Talking Fish Minecraft SMP

aggressive behavior, anger issues, animal communication, bizarre reaction, chimp out, communication breakdown, emotional outburst, emotional response, Fish, irrational behavior, mental breakdown, mental health, Minecraft, Outburst, primate behavior, psychological triggers, smp, strange reaction, stress response, Talking, talking fish, unexpected reaction, unusual behavior, unusual situation

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets to claim the last block of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone chimp out over a talking fish (yes, that actually happened).

Our server is filled with unique characters, like the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, or the one who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to claim it for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of chimping out. Just remember to watch out for those talking fish!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HaterMom Minecraft Server

AITAH, annoyance, co parenting, Communication, CoParenting, custody schedule, family dynamics, fortnite, gaming time., HATER, HaterMom, headphones, Jealousy, Minecraft, Mother, playing together, Server, shared responsibilities, Son, teamwork, video games, WIN

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bond with your child and make your ex jealous at the same time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your little one to team up, conquer challenges, and have a blast together.

Join us and experience the thrill of gaming with your kid, while also driving your ex crazy with jealousy. Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama? But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

With our server, you can show off all your wins to your ex and watch her eyes roll in annoyance. And don’t worry about the amount of time your child spends gaming – we fully support family bonding through Minecraft!

So come on, join us and let the games begin. Who knows, maybe your ex will eventually come around and join in on the fun too. But until then, let the gaming and the drama unfold on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8692	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NoVMs4U, BlockTalk, MemeCraft, VoiceMailVeto

BlockTalk, Boundaries, busy life, busy schedule, Communication, constant communication, diary entries, dumping thoughts, friendship, long messages, long voice notes, Memecraft, NoVMs4U, offline time, opinionated friends, Opinions, personal space, quick messages, Respect, selfish behavior, setting boundaries, voice messages, VoiceMailVeto

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of long voice messages invading your precious gaming time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that noise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. We promise no voice messages allowed, only quick and easy communication for all your gaming needs.

Just like our player who runs two businesses and has a child, we understand the value of offline time with family and friends. But unlike her friend who sends endless voice messages about their dating life, we keep it short and sweet.

So come on over to our server where setting boundaries is not only okay, it’s encouraged! Who needs drama when you can have fun building and exploring with like-minded players? Don’t be the voice message sender of the group, be the hero of the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LetGoHardest – Minecraft SMP

10. Acceptance, 11. Moving forward, 12. Holding on, 13. Release, 14. Coping with loss, 15. Emotional struggle, 16. Learning to let go, 17. Saying farewell, 18. Longing for the past, 19. Coming to terms, 2. Moving on, 20. Emotional growth, 3. Heartbreak, 4. Loss, 5. Grief, 6. Saying goodbye, 7. Emotional pain, 8. Closure, 9. Healing, LetGoHardest, letting go, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most challenging server out there!

Join us if you want to test your skills by battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Can you defeat the Ender Llama and claim the carrots for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let go of all your boring old Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyPhoneless World

Alternate Reality, Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneless, Daily Life, dependence, digital age, hypothetical scenario, Impact, information access, innovation, internet, mobile devices, productivity, screen time, smartphones, social media, society, Technology, virtual world, world

Imagine a world where smartphones never existed… a world where people actually had to talk to each other face to face, where you couldn’t swipe right on Tinder or send memes to your group chat. It sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, lucky for you, on our Minecraft server, we have recreated that world!

Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

actions, blinken, BlinkenCraft, China, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Discrepancies, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Mismatch, News, Peace, Reuters, Secretary of State, Server, Statements, Ukraine, united states, Words, world affairs

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crops Grown:	1183	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Star Shards Collected:	196	Players Killed by Monsters:	784
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BeirutBoomCraft

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so like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, this server is like that but on steroids! we got crazy battles and epic loot that will make u feel like a total boss.

join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.

so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Void Gems Collected:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Animal Hide and Seek

animal, Animal Behavior, Awareness, blending in, CAMOUFLAGE, common, everyday encounters, Familiar, hidden, Hide, Nature, nature walks, Observation, Repetition, Seek, subtle presence, UNNOTICED, unnoticed beauty, unnoticed creatures, wildlife, wildlife photography, wildlife sightings

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A ZOO BUT WITH MINECRAFT ANIMALS. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT SING OPERA, AND CHICKENS THAT DO STAND-UP COMEDY. YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH THESE CRAZY CREATURES AROUND. JOIN NOW IF YOU WANNA SEE THE WILDEST ANIMALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	210442	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ISO SMP: The 18+ Vanilla Ice-cream Society – No Crying over Hermit-craft!

#icecream, +18, Active players, Anti-Xray, chest locking plugin, Community, crying, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, hermit-craft style, hermitcraft, home, Invisible item frames, iso, miniblocs, Mob Heads, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, society, Vanilla, Vein Miner

ISO SMP Overview

Server Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Features	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs

Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, the community is 18+.
What are some of the unique features on the server?	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy.
How can I join the community on discord?	Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	109
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2120	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Wistoria Battle Isekai Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Antagonist, battle, battle isekai, challenge, Competition, determination, FANTASY, frieren, isekai, Kingdom, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, power struggle, Protagonist, Rivalry, Server, steal, strength, Throne, warrior, Wistoria

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy isekai adventure! Join us in the land of Wistoria where you can battle it out with Frieren for the ultimate throne! Will you be able to steal the crown and become the ruler of this wacky world? With insane battles, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle for the throne begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Amazing News Minecraft SMP: Owari No Seraph Anime Trademark Renewed For 10 Years

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a TV anime adaptation that never ends! We’ve extended the IP for 10 years by Shueisha because our server is just that epic. Season 3 is coming soon, so join now to be a part of the action-packed adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few vampire slayers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CroissantCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Argument, Assumptions, Bakery, being right, chocolate croissant, Communication, croissant, CroissantCraft, facts, husband, INFORMATION, lashing out, learning, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Opinions, personal beliefs, reactions, relationships, Server, sharing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value facts and opinions just as much as we value building epic structures! Join us if you want to learn new things and share your knowledge, just like the time I tried to educate my husband about chocolate croissants and it ended in a heated argument about pastries.

On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.

So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	263	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TruthfulDave’sCraftLand

aita, chemotherapy facility, confronting lies, Deception, dishonesty, fake illness, fake relationships, faked cancer, faked jobs, faked military service, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, multiple marriages, standing up for truth, toxic relationships, truth telling, TruthfulDavesCraftLand, Uncle Dave, uncovering lies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing faker than Uncle Dave’s cancer is the diamonds you’ll find underground! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like Uncle Dave’s fake military service and his endless lies to impress women.

But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.

So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!