Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ores Mined:	2281	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Items Found:	6975	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Animals Bred:	106	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Villages Defended:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	888	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6265	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.