Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crops Grown:	2659	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	263
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mines Excavated:	2080

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	65
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6690	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.