Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ores Mined:	6582
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ores Mined:	1082	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Astral Projections Made:	4	Emeralds Found:	4455
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Towns Built:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!