Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	287
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	181
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8789	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dimension Hops:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	7207	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magic Items Found:	3913	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3423	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	7824	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	New Chunks Explored:	503039
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Zombie Dances:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	4195
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!