Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	49
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crops Grown:	7529	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	220	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4639	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	172
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.