Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Star Shards Collected:	212
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1869
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	775784
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Items Found:	1525

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	320	Dimension Hops:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	577	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7307	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.